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Rape = Chocolate Cake?

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

The British National Party, "a far-right, whites-only party in the United Kingdom," [Wikipedia] is stirring up a hornet's nest full of stink with this latest social faux pas. It all started when some people with IQs above 14 got around to reading one candidate's blog...

"Rape is simply sex (I am talking about 'husband-rape' here)... Women enjoy sex, so rape cannot be such a terrible physical ordeal…To suggest that rape, when conducted without violence, is a serious crime is like suggesting force-feeding a woman chocolate cake is a heinous offence.”

Wow. We're not really sure which voters London Assembly candidate John Bull (yes, his real name) was trying to woo with this charming entry on his Blogspot page; Britain, as in America, does not have a large rapist voting bloc. We hope. Perhaps, as sources speculate, this was an attempt at "humor," an ancient Cossackian initiatian ritual, which is foreign to modern man.

In any case, Mr. Bull's response was the typical non-defense defense:

"It was never intended that each line be taken literally; that would be absurd."

Right, don't explain-- just say it was a joke. That'll end the discussion automatically. And make sure it's a great joke, like the one you heard at the urinal about how rape is like chocolate fucking cake.

Almost 80% of rapes are “acquaintance rapes,” or sexual acts forced upon women by someone they know. Partner/husband rapes are the most common...  [Londonist]

I am no longer a candidate, an official or even a member of the BNP. [Bull's blog]

Way to stand by your statement without apology, show strength, and then to go into hiding because you believe in it so strongly. Making your party look wonderful, dude. 

John Bull's Blog; the Londonist story. 


Comments

danrimage said:

As you might expect, The BNP don't need this guy's help to look like a bunch of fucking clowns. They are, and always will be a sick standing joke in this country (I live in London), and  I'm sure this guy was just saying out loud what they all secretly believe.

I like it when shit like this happens: just goes to prove the old adage about giving people enough rope to hang themselves.

April 11, 2008 12:10 PM

neborak said:

What is "an ancient Cossackian initiatian ritual"? :O

April 11, 2008 12:18 PM

ebwest said:

Well, it _is_ actually a perfectly reasonable analogy--force-feeding _is_ a heinous offence. I would be sickened and horrified if my husband tried to force-feed me chocolate cake.  In fact, that sounds so utterly horrific, I might even prefer my husband having sex with me against my will to being force-fed.  It's clear, however, that John Bull didn't think being force-fed was all that bad either.

April 13, 2008 2:35 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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about the blogger

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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