Times Online writer Matt Rudd went undercover as a concierge in a fancy London hotel. And what did he learn? That rich people are crazy. That it's good to know people at Nobu. Oh, and if you want a hooker delivered to a room at a five-star hotel, there's a way to ask for it on the DL.
Just in case you need to know, there’s a coded
way to ask for a prostitute. You phone the concierge and say: “Can I have
another pillow?” This is embarrassing, because my wife is quite partial to
an extra pillow. Which means I’ve often called down and asked for a
prostitute to help her sleep. Having said that, they’ve only ever sent a
pillow. Which is probably for the best.
How long you suppose Rudd debated that "probably"?
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