Candi Spelling sympathized with Mommie Dearest. [Babble] 

Someone translated Tom Cruise's crazy Scientologist video to German, then performed it. [MySpace] 

Mischa Barton got three years probation for a DUI. [MTV] 

Robert Van Winkle (a.k.a. Vanilla Ice) was arrested for domestic battery. [People]

Jessica Simpson decided to be super happy about little sister Ashlee's engagement to Pete Wentz. [US Weekly] 

We briefly mistook Clay Aiken for Katie Couric. Sorry, Katie! [GabbyBabble] 

Miley Cyrus went to the dentist. Some say veneers, we say bleaching. [OhNoTheyDidnt] 

We, apparently, got really old. [Engadget] 

CBS canceled a reality show we never would have watched, anyway, "Secret Talents of the Stars." [NYT]

Scary skinny Terri Hatcher performed a Carrie Underwood song on American Idol. If she weren't Terri Hatcher we might have thought it wasn't half bad.

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