Perhaps in your neck of the woods, you're already familiar with the Bradford Pear? Tall, with beautiful white blossoms, the Bradford Pear blooms in early spring and has been used to beautify many North American cities and suburbs.
Also: it smells exactly like cum. Like, when you walk under it, it's like getting a facial by Father Nature himself. If you see one in the next few days -- Brooklynites, they're definitely around and in full effect -- take a whiff and tell us we're not wrong.
