Behold The Mighty Bukkake Tree

Posted by Bryan Christian


Perhaps in your neck of the woods, you're already familiar with the Bradford Pear? Tall, with beautiful white blossoms, the Bradford Pear blooms in early spring and has been used to beautify many North American cities and suburbs.

Also: it smells exactly like cum. Like, when you walk under it, it's like getting a facial by Father Nature himself. If you see one in the next few days -- Brooklynites, they're definitely around and in full effect -- take a whiff and tell us we're not wrong.


Comments

dippy_gumball said:

oh my god.  i put my face in one and was all, "this smells so good!" while i was house hunting on sunday.

i'm so ashamed now.

April 15, 2008 1:15 PM

Margaret said:

God, those things are nauseating. I've been trying to come up with a way to describe their odor for a while now- the best I've come up with is a combination of old garbage and a rubber factory. I like yours better, although I'll probably stick with the old one for conversations with my mom.

April 15, 2008 9:16 PM

vivazoya said:

That is SOOOO TRUE!!!  ACK

April 16, 2008 10:16 PM

About Bryan Christian

Bryan Christian has worked as a writer for Epicurious, GenArt and ID magazine; a web producer for WWD and Condé Nast; and a cameraman for his friends. He's married and lives in Clinton Hill, Brooklyn.

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