No, this is not it.

An undisclosed number of filmmakers and actors were arrested last Wednesday in Japan for shooting a porn in a McDonald's earlier in the year.

Producer Kunikazu Ishii, 51, an actress, 21, an actor, 29, and staff were arrested for allegedly shooting a porn film at the McDonald’s outlet around 3 p.m. on Jan 24. A customer noticed them and called police. McDonald’s staff were apparently unaware of what was going on.

One of the suspects was quoted by police as saying, “We didn’t think it would be a problem as long as nobody noticed what we were doing.”

Yeah, we're not buying that one either. You know what would have been a way better excuse? "We didn't think it'd be a problem as long as everyone was lovin' it!"  ZING!

Zing?

Whatevs. Hey, we'll make it up to you: click through for the supersexy female version of the above ad.

[via AVN]