Okay, just for future reference, and to get it on the record before there's any trouble, if we ever get busted in the park after dark with our pockets stuffed full of meth and sex toys, it will totally be "for research."

You know, investigative reporting. We'll be working on some important story. That's the joy of being a journalist: you can claim everything you do is research.

CNN's Richard Quest can use that next time he's busted in Central Park with meth, "a rope tied around his neck that connected to his penis and a sex toy stuffed in his shoe."

Though he wasn't that quick this time, we're still pretty impressed. This is not the last you will hear from us on this. 

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