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Sloppy Seconds: Pretty Young Things

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Chelsea Clinton can't get enough of the gays. And apparently, they can't get enough of her. [Queerty

Suri Cruise is two-years-old. And still so fucking cute. We just want to squeeze her! [People]

If you are a pedophile, you might enjoy these "sexy" pictures of Miley Cyrus. [JustJared

The other U.S. American Miss South Carolina will work for the John McCain campaign and like such as. [Wonkette

We still have our high school class ring somewhere. Do you? What's that all about, anyway? [Neatorama

Wired reports from the FIRST Robotics Championship. [Wired

Ever wonder about the origins of Harrison Ford's kind-of dorky earring? Us neither, but you might be interested to know it involved Jimmy Buffet and drunk lunch. [Yahoo!

When we first learned that Harry Potter star Emma Watson would replace Scarlett Johansson in a Napoleon biopic, we thought about doing a Who Would You Rather? But then we remembered that Emma was just a baby. Turns out she's 18 now. God, they grow up so fast. So, uh, who would you rather? No. Sorry. That's still kind-of wrong. [People]


Comments

judy said:

I sort of flung my ring off my finger while getting on or off the bus within 24 hours of getting my ring.  oh well?

April 21, 2008 7:01 PM

Maxwell Hammer said:

Emma is 18.

And that night, at the party, she managed to pull a Britney and showed her puss to the world,

www.sxxxy.org/.../emma-watson-upskirt.html

Just so you know, that's a link to my website. I think it's relevant, so it's not really spamming.

April 21, 2008 9:14 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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    Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

    Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

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