Forget what we told you about Wii Fit, which is already sold out in the UK and will soon be sold out here (although it isn't even on sale yet): the new #1 game of all time is going to be this: Wii Strip.
According to ABC News, Peekaboo, a company that makes at-home DIY-stripper poles (such as the one pictured above-- model MILF not included), is in talks with Nintendo to make your boyfriend's dreams a reality...
"Look, baby, it says on the box that it'll replace your regular workout." And fulfill the fantasy I had planned for myself since the age of 12: to have a live-in stripper perform for me every night, he does not add. He could also lift this direct quote from analyst Anita Frazier* for help with his pleading:
"There are strippercise [fully clothed] classes taught in gyms … and it
has been a rising fitness trend over the last few years," she said.
"It's really just an exercise trend." [ABC]
This gives a whole new idea too complicated to explain here. We will say, however, that it involves the Wii's vibrating remote....
Previously: Wii Fit Will Make Your Gym Membership Obsolete
*A woman! (And just so you know, ladies, we fully
understand that this can come in handy for, um, getting your man "in
shape." This kind of ploy works both ways... Link Via ABC News.
