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Harry Potter A Failure With Real Girls As Well

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Daniel Radcliffe fell in love with a girl last year, although he never learned her name. On Monday, he pulled one of those "The Girl Of My Dreams" stunts and announced his affections in a Daily Telegraph interview. By this morning, the same paper was reporting it had located the exact girl the butt-naked boy wizard star of "Equus" had been pining for...

 

 

But there's a catch... and no, it's not "this might not even be the right girl," which might also turn out to be true...

 

Disclaimer: We had nothing to do with the creation of the above graphic.

Yep, she's taken. He's some spiky-haired Sydney electrician (we're betting you're relieved it's not Corey Worthington) and has been stuck with her wandering eye for three years.

So what? Harry couldn't get with Cho, but he does end up with [NAME REMOVED IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK 7, SLACKER] at the end of the series, so maybe this isn't the end of this particular saga. After all, 23-year old Cassi McKay will be visiting Radcliffe's Britain for four weeks... and the boyfriend is either the coolest guy on the planet or the most clueless:

"It doesn't really worry me if Cassi wants to meet him (while she's overseas). I trust her."

Via the Daily Telegraph. 


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Posted Apr 22 2008, 03:23 PM
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Comments

isaac said:

man, he couldn't even bag Hermione

April 22, 2008 3:27 PM

haley said:

who turns down harry potter? sheesh.

April 23, 2008 6:43 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker/The Consumerist. He will be first against the wall, come the revolution.

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