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Open Thread: What's The Dirtiest Thing You Ever Did at Summer Camp?

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Last week we told you all about how we got finger banged by Michael Ian Black at summer camp. You might have guessed it was a lie. While he did finger bang some girl named Emily at his summer camp, it was not us or our summer camp. In fact, we had some pretty mild summers, sexually speaking. That's why we want to live vicariously through you. What's the dirtiest thing you ever did at summer camp? 


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mike123321 said:

As a band geek, I went to Band Camp every year in highschool. Worst thing we did was a bra & panty raid on a girls' cabin, wait until early morning, and hoist the trophies up the flag pole, which was outside the mess hall (renamed Mass Hell), and waited for everyone to show up for breakfast. We padlocked the halyard, so it took awhile to lower the 'flags'.

April 22, 2008 8:46 PM

just_maibe said:

Got down and dirty in the Native American Lore shack (formally the Indian Lore shack). Skinny dipping in the pool while the kids were asleep. Raiding the boys camp...

Other people's stories are so much better from my camp, like the girl that was caught going down on a boy in the Messhall bathroom. Or the boy that hobbled through the woods with a bum knee on crutches to get to the girls tents. Even the infamous coed sleepouts that happened until one guy was found in another girls sleeping bag...

Those aren't even the rumors...

I'm a camp baby, spent every summer since I was nine at camp. Wet Hot American Summer was shot down the road from mine. And it was frighteningly too similar to how camp really was, all the way down to the camp cook...who looked way too much and acted way too much like ours...And going into town? Identical antics (I politely declined to participate in the drug activity)

April 22, 2008 9:06 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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    Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

    Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

    Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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