File under the cutest thing ever: a balding penguin got a custom-made wetsuit to protect his bald bum. [National Geographic]

Remember when Gary Coleman got married a few months ago? Yeah, that's over. [Yahoo!] 

Why didn't we think of that: someone (we wonder who) sent parents a letter on school letterhead asking that they open their homes as safe spaces for drinking on prom night. [The Smoking Gun] 

Just in case you haven't already heard, Wesley Snipes is headed to the big house for tax evasion. Not even Denzel Washington could save him from this fate. [Us News & World Report] 

Sorry gentlemen, but Carmen Electra is officially off the market. [People] 

So, Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor walk into a gay bar... [Stuff]

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