We can often rely on Facebook to ruin our day, and today is no exception. When we were invited to National Fingerbang day we got all excited, marked our calendar and clipped our fingernails. Then we read the fine print.
It's some stupid holiday that some stupid college kids made up so they could run around and fake shoot each other. Fuck that. You know what? Next Friday, May 9 is our birthday and we're declaring that the real, official Fingerbang Day, when real, old-fashioned fingerbanging (read: finger fucking) will be not only encouraged, but required.
Wonder if our old friend Michael Ian Black will be around...
[Facebook: National Fingerbang Day]
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