Seriously, we thought we were going to get fingerbanged and then we didn't. How do you think our week went? 

Highs: 

We learned that people who have more money than we do dress a lot worse than we do.

Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson performed together.  

We learned that you'd rather do Chrissie Hynde than Madonna.

The Top 10 Teen Pop Stars made us laugh and cry. 

We learned how to make our own dildo cam. 

Our suspicions about Star Wars were confirmed. Maybe. 

Lows:

We were really, really disappointed by National Fingerbang day. Really fucking disappointed. 

We were pretty disappointed by Scarlett Johansson's music video.

We were disappointed when Akon and T-Pain didn't invite us to this awesome lunch. 

Miley Cyrus and her dad got a little too close for our comfort. 

So did Hulk Hogan and his daughter. 

We were very scared by the Montana Meth Project.