We can't believe no one told us about the Ashley Alexandra Dupre lookalike contest that happened in New York last night. Uncanny resemblance, right? That's what we thought. It's just too bad we didn't hear about it in time. We've been kicking ourselves ever since we woke up five minutes ago, brushed our short, red hair out of our pale, round face, rolled over and opened the computer to this:

Do you look like Ashley 'Kristen' Dupre? [ED Note: YES!!!!]

If you do - pleasure chest nightclub Headquarters New York wants to see you [last night].

The club, located on West 38th Street, will hold an "Ashley Dupre Look-alike Contest" tonight at 10 p.m. So, if you're feeling like a girl gone wild -- or a guy gone wild for that matter -- we'd like to see a drag version of the infamous call girl who felled Eliot Spitzer - anyway, the point is, show up at Headquarters tonight.

*Sigh* Now we'll never be famous.

[Urbanite via Gawker]