Sloppy Seconds: In Which Men Everywhere Mourn a Great Loss

Posted by Emily Farris

 

After experiencing chest pains, Courtney Love was admitted to the hospital for "strep throat." [StarPulse] 

Okay, seriously: why does Suri Curise have to be so freaking cute? [FameCrawler]

The term "illegal three way" kind-of sounds like "illegal u-turn" until you add R. Kelly to the mix. [Celebrity Dirt] 

Hot or not? Pink and her apparent new BFF Bai Ling went frolicking on the beach in their bikinis. [Hollywood Tuna] 

If this picture is proof that Reese Witherspoon is pregnant, then we're expecting triplets. [dListed] 

"Redneck Woman" Gretchen Wilson finally got her GED, more fun, however is this URL. [GabbyBabble] 

Forgetting for a moment that you probably never had a chance with her, and that she can't really sing, we'll allow you briefly to mourn the fact that Scarlett Johansson is officially off the market. Now snap out of it and go make her and Ryan Reynolds a creepy wedding gift out of macaroni noodles painted gold. [Yahoo!]


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Posted May 05 2008, 06:01 PM
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Comments

bringpaxilback said:

I too morun the fatcs that Suir Curise and Scaerlett Johannonss are...whatever, the spelling mistakes totally threw me off track of whatever it is that I'm supposed to be mourning.

May 6, 2008 9:31 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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