America's Most Sexually Satisfying Cities

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

We love any survey that gives us a pile of (smack) talking points about Jersey, our sister state and, by default, bitter rival. Poor Jersey City and Newark... you are at the top of a list no one wants to be on: the Least Sexually Satisfied Cities in America.

Jersey City, NJ ranks 93rd and Newark, NJ 95 on the Men's Health list, with dreary old Lexington, KY rattling around at 100, the absolute worst place to get laid, according to its eternally horny residents. 

The most sexually satisfied city, then? At #1, it's...

Huh?! Indianapolis, Indiana... where couples could be hatefucking thanks to the divisive Democratic primary. However, the state of Texas may be having the most sex in general, with Austin at #1 and San Antonio landing at #2 in condom sales. (Austin and San Antonio both fall into the Top 10 of the most sexually satisfied cities. Guess we should spend less time at SXSW and more time at the local bars, huh?)

There are other interesting and probably totally debatable results at Men's Health. 


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Posted May 05 2008, 03:51 PM
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Comments

liquidmorpheme said:

Um... If I remember correctly, one of the major weights they used to rank that list was birthrate, so it might be less about sexual satisfaction and more about abstinence-only education.

May 5, 2008 5:14 PM

betty said:

I find it curious that Greensboro has the lowest condom sales rates, but the largest population of gay men in all of the North Carolina and a good size college.

May 5, 2008 6:06 PM

j said:

so the midwest has the best sex and the east coast has the worst. score.

May 8, 2008 12:49 AM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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