BRITNEY: Why can't I have a sash?

LYNNE: Because it's not your special day, honey. It's Jamie Lynn's special day. Now be quiet and smile pretty.

BRITNEY: None of us would be here if it wasn't for me.

LYNNE: We know, sweetie, but today is about Jamie Lynn.

BRITNEY: Whatever, you know all the headlines are going to be "Britney Spears Attends Sister's Baby Shower."

LYNNE: We know, that's why we gave her the sash.  

JAMIE LYNN: Mom, make her shut up! We're supposed to be celebrating my accomplishment. 

LYNNE: I know honey. You did real good. Real, real good. We're going to make lots of money from this photo.

BRITNEY: I wore big shoes so I'd be the tallest.  

JAMIE LYNN: Mo-om! 

LYNNE: God, I hope my breasts look as good in this picture as they did in the mirror this morning. 

BRITNEY: Do I look bloated in this dress? 

LYNNE: Yes.... I'm so proud of my girls. And my tan.