Eva Mendes Does Incredibly Hot Vogue Photo Shoot

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Thank God, these are so NSFW it's not even funny...

First off, what are these pictures supposed to be of? Some 1950s Italian movie stars? We're very confused by magazines like Vogue-- they always seem to be unsure what their own point is.

As for Eva, if she's trying to become the next Paris Hilton (or Sasha Grey), these will surely help raise her to that status-- a tart. Not that we mind that-- after all, she's in movies like We Own the Night and Ghost Racer or whatever it's called, so we don't actually respect her as an actress anyway...

 

 

 

Don't miss this photo, which is mind-blowingly hot and involves lingerie, heels, and being bent over a table... don't say we didn't warn you! 

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Comments

kate said:

Wow, is this what it takes to get a woman of color in Vogue?

May 12, 2008 6:32 PM

JoMars said:

I respect her as an actress. She was in Out of Time with Denzel and Training Day and I thought Stuck on You was pretty funny. Plenty of actors make movies they may not be proud, or maybe she is, I mean hey it was paying the bills. She's gorgeous and talented.

May 12, 2008 7:12 PM

ivyliciousss said:

Are you kidding? "We're confused by magazines like Vogue"

I doubt your coworkers are confused by a FASHION magazine, one that's very adept at selling refined fantasies.

These photos of Eva are gorgeous, and really hot. Tart? Hardly.Stay on the political beat, please...

May 13, 2008 12:46 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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