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Oh, Happy Day!

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

 

Sorry, folks, but Scanner Emily will be MIA today.

Scanner Emily is staying away from the scary internets so she can relax... on her birthday!

Let's all sign a great big birthday card for her... with your comments in the comments section. (P.S. Comments on her good looks will not be blocked.)


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Posted May 09 2008, 01:02 PM
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Comments

steveowinlow said:

Happy Birthday Scanner Emily, you are adorable btw.

May 9, 2008 2:14 PM

ashke said:

Happy Birthday, Emily. You're my favorite Scanner.

May 9, 2008 2:18 PM

daviddickerson said:

Happy Birthday, Emily (wherever I may find you)! I hope that, for this day at least, you know how smart and beautiful and capable you are, and that you have nothing but a blast!

May 9, 2008 3:17 PM

shinynewmachine said:

Happy birthday Emily!

May 9, 2008 3:18 PM

Bryan Christian said:

many more, em, much love!

May 9, 2008 3:22 PM

profrobert said:

Happy birthday and many happy returns!

May 9, 2008 3:24 PM

godwal said:

Happy Birthday!!  Is a new cat in order?

May 9, 2008 3:33 PM

Adria said:

Many happy returns of the day Emily!

May 9, 2008 3:48 PM

courtney_love said:

Scanner Emily.

Happiest of happy birthdays. But come tomorrow back because I miss your posts.

May 9, 2008 8:10 PM

SwirlingDervish said:

If I remember the Broken Scanner stories correctly, Scanner Emily is now partly made of titanium, which would make her smart, funny, hot, and the only Scanner who's a cyborg (at least as far as I know).

Happy Birthday, Scanner Emily! No breakage next year!

May 9, 2008 8:51 PM

Christian said:

Happy Birthday!  Hope it's so good you don't remember it!

May 9, 2008 10:59 PM

jenny said:

Happy birthday!

May 10, 2008 2:27 PM

Emily Farris said:

Thanks, everybody. It was a great birthday, indeed. Special thanks to Scanner Bryan and Scanner Brian for coming out and keeping the whiskey flowing freely. (And to Scanner Bryan for leading the birthday parade.)

May 11, 2008 11:55 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker/The Consumerist. He will be first against the wall, come the revolution.

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