Calling all men who name their penises! For a measly $17 you can now register Mr. Big Stuff or The Coochie Monster at "the only authorized site to issue certified wang certificates."

NameYourWang.com offers a certificate of the highest quality featuring your wang name, and once you've registered your name, no one else can take it. Unless, of course, you choose to sell it.

We wonder if The Coochie Monster is acceptable considering profane names aren't allowed. "Anyone can come up with vulgar or profane names.  We would rather deal with more intelligent clientele."

By the way, Scanner Nicole really, really wants to know what you named your wang. 

[Name Your Wang via Yes But No But Yes]