We listened to Miley Cyrus' new single, and we wish we hadn't. [Z100]
Madonna is far too busy to attend the final court ruling on her request to formally adopt her Malawian child. We're sure sum1 can txt it 2 her. [Yahoo!]
Is Tori Spelling doing that thing where if she says she'll be a part of the 91210 spinoff enough times she actually will? [Monsters and Critics]
The popularity of Britney as a baby name has plummeted in recent years. Wonder why. [Gawker]
Have you had any of the seven common foods that can get you high recently? [Cracked]
Oprah's Big Give was not such a big hit. [Us]
Jenna Bush's big day inspired one blogger to round up some other first family nuptials. [Mental Floss]
In honor of Bea Arthur's birthday (her Bea day), the 10 Best Bea Arthur Clips. [Best Week Ever]
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