Bill O'Reilly's recently released outburst has inspired us to republish some of his sexiest literary outbursts. So we present part one of our two-part series on Bill O'reillyrotica. This gem comes from Bill's titillating novel, Those who Trespass (ISBN 0-7679-1381-7).
Those who Trespass: A Novel of Murder and Television is O'Reilly's timeless classic, which is just as sexy today as it was when it was published in 1998. In fact, O'Reilly knows it's a hot item and describes it as an "R-rated thriller" that's "not for children, not for adults who find strong situations objectionable." Mel Gibson, who knows a good story when he sees one, has already optioned the rights to "The Passion of the O'Reilly." Here's sneak peek into the mind of O'Reilly and the pages of Those who Trespass:
Stripping
off her bathing-suit, she walked into the huge shower. She pulled the
lime green curtain across the entrance and then set the water for a
tepid 75-degrees. The spray felt great against her skin as she ducked
her head underneath the nozzle. Closing her eyes she concentrated on
the tingling sensation of water flowing against her body. Suddenly
another sensation entered. Ashley felt two large hands wrap themselves
around her breasts and hot breathe on the back of her neck. She opened
her eyes wide and giggled, "I thought you drowned out there snorkel
man."
Tommy O'Malley was naked and at attention. "Drowning is
not an option", he said, "unless of course you beg me to perform
unnatural acts right here in this shower."
We're sure you're already "at attention." But you'll have to come back tomorrow when we present part two of our Bill O'Reillyrotica series to finish off.
