Hillary
Clinton has had a rough couple of weeks. Even putting the primary
aside, the Internets have not been too nice to Clinton. We were hard
pressed to find a picture of her in a Google image search that was not
intentionally unflattering. And to that (even though we're Obama
supporters) we call bullshit. Seriously, we get pissed if someone tags
us in a Facebook photo that makes our neck look fat, so we can only
imagine that her self-esteem is not at its highest right now. Who can
blame her? Where are the unflattering pictures of Obama?
While
we can't commit to throwing our vote behind her, we do think she needs
a little pick-me-up. So it's time for everybody's favorite game that we
realize is a little sexist, Spoon or Spork (don't worry, we'll move
onto the men next week).
Does she just need some good cuddling or
could she use a good poke? In other words, spoon or spork? Everyone
knows what “spooning” is so we need not repeat the obvious, but
“sporking” is a whole other beast. Sporking is a good spooning that
turns into a great porking—thus the name.
