Oh Crap, We're Halfway Through National Masturbation Month and We Forgot to Masturbate

Posted by Emily Farris

 

To be fair, having a broken wrist will do that to a girl.

But the cast is finally off and we plan to take full advantage of the sixteen days left in National Masturbation Month. Which, as Fleshbot points out, is also National Orgasm Month, Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month and, uh, National Salad Month and National Barbeque Month. And Bike Month, and Good Car Keeping Month, but back to the masturbation stuff... 

Happy fucking Masturbation Month! We'll do our best to bring you some items to get you in the mood for next couple of weeks. Did Lily Allen's boobs do it for anyone?


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Posted May 15 2008, 12:54 PM
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Comments

profrobert said:

I had my hand in a cast for six weeks when I was 13.  The solution (to paraphrase Clifford Odets) was wanking with lefty.

May 15, 2008 2:22 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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