We were going to do something very cheesy — put quotation marks around that "out" in the subject line — but if what Michael Lohan says is true, his daughter's relationship with Samantha Ronson is "evident to anyone with half a brain." And if he's right, those aren't peace signs Ronson and Lilo are flashing.
Okay, maybe they are peace signs, but wouldn't it be more fun if they weren't?
There's been lots of speculation that Lindsay Lohan and D.J. Samantha Ronson's relationship might be more than platonic, and we've mostly ignored the gossip, because like we've mentioned before, as long as she's found love, we're happy for her one way or the other.
But Daddy Lohan wouldn't miss an opportunity to get his name in Us Weekly, and then make himself sound like the great father we all know he is.
Days after photos of them nuzzling necks in Cannes, France, surfaced, he tells Usmagazine.com their romance "is evident to anyone with half a brain."
Still, he adds, "Just like the [topless] Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn't want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false." (See more spring flings.)
His daughter, 21, "is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God."
Michael — who volunteers for a Christian-based rehab organization — couldn't help but take a swipe at his ex Dina (who just debuted her new E! reality show).
"Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't," Michael says. "I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids.
"But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us.
Okay, new idea for a reality show: Michael Lohan and Dina Lohan locked in a padded room with only three year's worth of Us Weekly and a wooden spoon each. They'll paper-cut and spoon each other to death. Then the winner can rub the spoons together to make fire when it's time to eat. Wouldn't it be fun?
[Us: Michael Lohan: Lindsay, Sam's Romance "Evident to Anyone With Half a Brain"]
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