When we first saw the headline "Wife of Bill Murray files for divorce," we got all excited. Even though we've vowed to never date an actor, we'd be lying if we said we didn't entertain fantasies of having our own little "Lost in Translation" experience with the guy.

And then we read this...

The wife of entertainer Bill Murray has filed for divorce after nearly 11 years of marriage, alleging he abused her and is addicted to marijuana and alcohol. 

The drug and alcohol addiction we can deal with; he's a Hollywood actor, we'd expect nothing less. The abuse? Not so much. There goes our Japanese hotel/karaoke fantasty. 

But, as anyone who passed the fifth grade in this great country knows, he's innocent until proven guilty, so we'll still keep it in the back of our minds. Just a little. For now. 

[Yahoo!: Wife of Bill Murray files for divorce]