Anyone who has paid any attention to Scanner for the past few months knows that I, Scanner Emily, am a fan of meat. Between two buns, on a stick, or from a cart on the street, I love meat. So it should come as no surprise that these savory cupcakes are super appealing to me.  

You think I'm kidding with the whole food-we'd-like-to-fucking thing? Think again. Because if I had a penis, I'd probably stick it in these and then find a way to lick it off, because seriously? Triple meat cupcakes? Ground veal, ground chuck and ground pork. And what makes the red icing? Why it's beet juice.

While I would have replaced the green pepper sprinkles with chives or green onions, these cupcakes are pure genius.

So not only do I want to fuck this food, I want to be BFF with the girl who created it. 

[FineFuriousLife via Jezebel]