Just because Mommy and Daddy don't write for the same blog anymore doesn't mean we both don't love you very, very much. It's just that Daddy had to move out because there was another place that needed him even more than we did, if you can believe it.

You can still visit him any time you want and much to Mommy's chagrin, he has a really, really big TV he'll use to bribe you with...

That's right, my darlings, you may have noticed Scanner Bryan's absence over the past few weeks. That's because he's been working to get The Remote Island, Nerve's new TV blog, all ready for your first visit. And who knows TV better than Bryan Christian?

We'll miss him, but hopefully when he can get his mind off of Gossip Girl he'll come visit us every once in a while, and we'll be feeding some of the Remote Island posts into Scanner.

But before you go see him and make Mommy wonder what he did to make you love him more, we need to come up with a new name for him. Because Remote Island Bryan does not sound as catchy as Scanner Bryan. Ideas?

[The Remote Island]