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Go Visit Scanner Bryan on a Remote Island and Bring Us Back Some Presents

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Just because Mommy and Daddy don't write for the same blog anymore doesn't mean we both don't love you very, very much. It's just that Daddy had to move out because there was another place that needed him even more than we did, if you can believe it.

You can still visit him any time you want and much to Mommy's chagrin, he has a really, really big TV he'll use to bribe you with...

That's right, my darlings, you may have noticed Scanner Bryan's absence over the past few weeks. That's because he's been working to get The Remote Island, Nerve's new TV blog, all ready for your first visit. And who knows TV better than Bryan Christian?

We'll miss him, but hopefully when he can get his mind off of Gossip Girl he'll come visit us every once in a while, and we'll be feeding some of the Remote Island posts into Scanner.

But before you go see him and make Mommy wonder what he did to make you love him more, we need to come up with a new name for him. Because Remote Island Bryan does not sound as catchy as Scanner Bryan. Ideas?

[The Remote Island]


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Posted Jun 02 2008, 11:01 AM
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Comments

Bryan Christian said:

Remote Bryan? Remoter Bryan? Remotest Bryan?

June 2, 2008 12:20 PM

Biff said:

How about "Gilligan?"

June 2, 2008 6:50 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one...so far.

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    Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook will be published in fall 2008. Emily lives in Greenpoint, Brooklyn with her cat, but just one . . . so far.

    Brian Fairbanks is a filmmaker living in the wilds of Brooklyn. He previously wrote for the Hartford Courant and Gawker. He won the Williamsburg Spelling Bee once. He loves cats, women with guns, and burning books.

    Nicole Pasulka is a Brooklyn writer and editor who's always on the lookout for the dirty. Her other virtual home is at The Morning News, where things are squeaky clean most of the time.

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