We like Lily Allen, we really do. Her music is catchy and she seems like the kind-of girl we'd want to get drunk with at the pub then sneak off to eat our weight in Yorkshire pudding.
So we felt really bad for her a few months ago when she miscarried, then we got strangely excited for her when her naked cliff jumping pictures appeared all over the interwebs. Though we were less excited that she had dyed her hair all blonde for that jumping adventure, we're surprisingly okay with the pink (even though we generally hate pink hair) she chose for Glamour's Women of the Year Awards last night.
But... everyone has bad nights, and Allen is probably still recovering from hers.
Cute shoes! And hey, it looks like she won an award. Way to go, girl!
It also looks like she's probably feeling pretty fucking hungover today.
So clearly she could use a little TLC. Does she just need some good cuddling or could she use a good poke? In other words, spoon or spork? Everyone knows what “spooning” is so we need not repeat the obvious, but “sporking” is a whole other beast. Sporking is a good spooning that turns into a great porking—thus the name.
[The Sun: Drink and you'll end up like this]
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