Why didn't we think of this a long time ago? You know how much we love burlesque and Striptease Thursday is a great way to get through those last couple days of the week. For your first installment, we bring you Scanner crush Dita Von Teese and her humongous martini glass. While there's no actual nudity, it's not safe for work, natch.
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