Angelina
Jolie used to be "my gay," meaning I'd happily switch to the other side
for her. But when she started doing all of these good-person deeds and
began to appear on the cover of every magazine every week with her 17
children,
she became a little less attractive to me. So by the time I got my
issue of
Vanity Fair in the mail yesterday I was a little tired of seeing her. And then I
saw this picture of her in the bathtub and all was forgiven.
Aaaand... there she goes talking about adoption again. Adoption is great, don't get me wrong, I just can't have my lesbian fantasy with a mother of six, you know?
[Vanity Fair: A Woman in Full]
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