How? Well with Alex Chiu’s Eternal Life Device you can go on and on and on and on. Yes. Alexander Chiu has come up with an invention that lets you live forever. The whole thing involves wearing magnetic rings on your pinky fingers and magnetic clamps on your toes while you sleep. The field that is generated in the body increases metabolism and makes you look and feel younger and apparently cures disease.

However he warns you that if you mess up the polarity and put the rings on incorrectly you “could get sick within hours.” If you are the type of person who leaves the room when you put the microwave on, this may not be your cup of tea.

If that is not a problem for you, why not try out his “another important invention” (sic) the GORGEOUSPIL. This pill will make you so pretty you “will one day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION!!” 

Not convinced? Check out these actual before and after pics from his site.

Seriously!