Angelina Jolie: Babies Make Bangin' Better

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Could Angelina Jolie be any more fucking perfect? When most women are pregnant, they complain of swollen ankles, painful breasts, bloating, etc. No, not Angie. For Brangelina, being pregnant with twins is apparently just making their sex life better, if you can believe it.


"It's great for the sex life," she tells Entertainment Weekly magazine. "It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full." 


We're round and full and we're not having sex with Brad Pitt.  

Hm. And we thought we had grown out of hating women we were jealous of... 

Skinny bitch... 

Ugh, no. We love her.

But we hate her a little.

Is that okay?

[AP/Yahoo!: Jolie: Pregnancy is `great for the sex life']


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Posted Jun 12 2008, 05:55 PM
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Comments

Wrongo said:

Damn my vasectomy.

June 12, 2008 8:02 PM

biff said:

It's okay. I know where you're coming from -- because I really hate Brad Pitt right now -- and it feels right.

June 12, 2008 8:24 PM

drkate08 said:

Is it me, or does he look more like Robert Redford everyday? Did the 80s come back already? I'm too old.. ugh.

June 13, 2008 12:12 PM

alimum said:

It is fairly common for pregnant women to become super horny, especially during the second trimester. While it isn't talked about as much as morning sickness (which not everyone gets) it isn't a big secret--there was even a Friends episode about it.

June 15, 2008 8:20 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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