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Dina Lohan may be whoring out her family on "Living Lohan" in an effort to make a quick buck and enjoy her 15 minutes while carrying some tacky hand bag, but Lynne Spears is hot on Lohan's heels with a tell-all memoir about — what else? — her family. And dammit, if Jamie Lynn hadn't gone and gotten herself knocked-up it would have come out right about now. Material, Lynne! Material! Just think of everything that happens in your life and the lives of your daughters as material for making yourself more famous (and rich!).
[People: Lynne Spears's Memoir Set for Fall Release]
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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.