This is "Beach Bob" or Bob Hezzlewood as he's know to Lee County, Florida Police officers. Last month Bob was given a "trespass notice" and banned from the beach where he has sunbathed for the past 10 years. It seems people were complaining that his briefs were too--er, um--brief. 

The judge threw out the case, but Bob's pissed and wants to sue. We say, cheer up, Bob. At least no one can accuse you of stealing meat and hiding it in there.