You Asked for a Penis Poll, You Got It

Posted by Emily Farris

 

Yesterday's Scanner Rountable on breasts (with which we're pleasantly surprised so far) inspired many requests for a penis poll — which we are all for. So, ladies and gentlemen, here is your penis poll.

Before you get your jockstrap in an uproar over the options presented, you should know we have only five options when putting together these polls. We know that penises come in all shapes and sizes, which is why we created the "other category." Use it.

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Posted Jun 18 2008, 11:33 AM
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Comments

suzie-Q said:

Thanks Scanner Emily!!! You rock! :D

June 18, 2008 11:45 AM

fembot said:

Why are medium and small the same category??  I'd rather have medium, uncut.  !!

June 18, 2008 2:26 PM

Mandy said:

There's a reason Scanner Emily is my favorite Skannonite!

W00t!

Thank you, dahling.

June 18, 2008 3:39 PM

Emily Farris said:

Sorry Fembot. Like I said, we only have five categories per surveybot.

June 18, 2008 4:12 PM

jezebel9 said:

and it looks like size does matter... sorry boys!

June 18, 2008 7:13 PM

lilhuna said:

(i can't seem how to figure out how to vote!) i would say medium to large, but girth is more important to me than length. i rather have a medium one on the thick side than a long skinny one. foreskin or no skin, doesn't matter. clean & healthy is more important!

June 19, 2008 1:16 AM

farknerve said:

We should probably define what "large" vs "medium-small" is cause I'm sure people are going to have VASTLY different ideas   on that.  I picked large, but I mean large as in 7-7.5 inches, NOT some scary 11-inch monster cock.

June 19, 2008 2:05 PM

modernape said:

If your cock is any bigger than 7 inches, with most women I've slept with, you can't get it all the way in without it hurting them anyway, so extra length is actually a disadvantage (because you DO need to get it ALL the way in, right?). Girth is where its at.

June 19, 2008 3:16 PM

nabs said:

I just find it depressing that more than half expressed a preference for circumcised penises (or is that penii?). It would be like a man wanting women to have their labia trimmed.Sigh

June 19, 2008 11:24 PM

jane said:

Circumcised, uncircumcised, whatever. Length, depends on the guy. Girth is really important. I've had the most orgasms ever with a guy with a small penis (maybe 4 inches). Still don't know how he did it.

June 23, 2008 2:39 PM

ninka said:

while a certain size certainly helps, it is amazing what girth will do. I know I was surprised. But dudes, fret not, there has been nary a cock that has beaten the magic two fingers can do. seriously.

June 23, 2008 5:19 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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