Hide Your Cigarettes and Tanning Beds: There's Another Spears Girl in the World

Posted by Emily Farris

Okay, we don't know if it's a Spears or an Aldridge, but a baby did come out of Jamie Lynn Spears — not out of her vagina, because she apparently delivered via C-section (gotta keep that shit tight, yo), but still.

Scanner readers, please give a warm welcome to...

...little Maddie Briann (Spears or Aldridge).  

Maddie we like. We're "enh" on Briann but at least it's not Krystal or something, right?

[FameCrawler: Jamie Lynn Gives Her Baby A Beautiful Name!!

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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