Sloppy Seconds: Who Will Host "Meet the Press?"

Posted by Emily Farris

This pointless twittering Teddy Ruxpin freaks us out but also kind-of makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Teddy, we still love you! [2pointHome]

Oh, hello there, David Beckham's package. [People]

DJ WiiJ? Really? [MTV]

Would you pay $350 to see Katie Holmes on Broadway? We wouldn't. Would we pay $350 to watch Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have sex on stage? Maaaaybe. [Us]

Kids. Are. Mean. [NY Daily News]

NBC's Brian Williams will host "Meet the Press" this Sunday, but the network still has not found a permanent replacement. Why not Williams? [Yahoo!]

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Posted Jun 19 2008, 05:29 PM

Filed under: kids, sloppy seconds, Wii, teachers, david beckham, tom cruise, katie holmes, Broadway, matt lauer, laxatives, twitter, Brian Williams, meet the press, tom brokaw

Comments

Borstalboy said:

Re: Beckham's package.

Where's the peen?

June 20, 2008 9:54 AM

wundersmack said:

Yeah, seriously, nice sock. Looks about as real as one of his wife's bolt-on tennis ball tits.

June 20, 2008 3:32 PM

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Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.