If that title doesn't bring back memories, then maybe you missed out on some of this week's highlights:
Low: There were celebrity hooker moms.
High: There were jello wrestling students pimping themselves for a mere 250 pounds in prize money.
High: We got down with the hoedown on Dancing With the Star Wars.
High: The hooker who charged a Senator's husband $150 was found guilty of trespassing. We still aren't sure why.
Low: The teen pregnancy craze claimed 17 promiscuous high schoolers, all in the name of unity.
High: A topless member of an upcoming parade is a tart for the cause of toplessness.
High: Rich pimps make us laugh. Or maybe they're just flashy dressing rich people.
Uncertain: Scanner Emily hates herself for loving... the coochie lamp.
Low: The Bunny Ranch faced off with the Bush economy.
Low: Please tell us you didn't snatch up the last Teen Hooker Outfit for your daughter.
Uncertain: Hookers in Ghana rioted at an 11 year old boy's funeral. Apparently, this kid watched "Goodfellas" too many times and wanted to be in with the crooks.
Low: Fox News spreads the (true) rumor that child prostitution will increase during the (surprise?) Democratic convention.
High: And Mary-Louise Parker is so hot and so kickass, we almost faint at this picture of the world's #1 MILF.
