Tourists in Times Square decided the winner of the Toilet Paper Wedding Dress contest. [CNN] 

Amy Winehouse does not have TB, is still in the hospital, and will make a disastrous toast to "my Blake, incarcerated" while performing live next week. [MTV] 

We wish we'd thought of this first: ten memorable American political sex scandals. [Digg] 

Leave it to the Japanese to go where no man has gone before: alien planet conquest. [Reuters]

Wouldn't it be nice to marry Angelina Jolie in France, then jet to Italy with Edward Norton to see Radiohead? Top that weekend, yo. [Starpulse] 

A millionaire, married with a pregnant wife and five children, has been busting for illegally playing doctor with some Park Avenue women. [Strollerderby]

An Ohio Indiana Jones may have to serve up to five years in prison for moving... a rock. [reddit]

Please tell us this is a fake: Ali Lohan to launch movie career with the lead role in a new production. [Starpulse] 

And the founder of the Erotic Review, which ranks experiences with prostitues on a scale of 1 to 10, may be going to jail. [NYT}