Condo Board Solves Housing Crisis With Nude Pool

Posted by Brian Fairbanks


Eden Condominiums, developers of Arbors at Branch Creek, in Tampa, FL, have hatched upon a new plan to attract business. Apparently, retirees and other ancient peoples in the state are in drawn to condos with...

... a clothing-optional pool.

If approved, residents would be able to parade around in one of the complex's common wet areas, enjoying hot-tubbing, sunbathing, and swimming all in the buff.

Organizers plan to protect au naturel enjoyers from outside eyes with strategically placed shrubbery.

Strategically placed shrubbery? What, are the pool boys, cocktail servers, and the concierge going to follow around at water's edge with a rosebush (no pun intended), hoping the nudists won't make any sudden moves?

"We know there are people out there who will enjoy this amenity," said Christine Pirkle, director of sales for project-developer Eden Condominiums. [AP]

Meanwhile, the condo has seen a spike in applications from  convicted camera phone pervs and paparazzi and are unsure as to the reason...

Via City News (Can.) 


Comments

Christian said:

Clothing optional stuff is huge here in Central Florida, has been for years.  Maybe it's because it's so damn hot all the time.

June 24, 2008 12:41 PM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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