God was arrested for dealing cocaine outside of a church in Florida. For real. [YBNBY]
Holy Steve Holt! A big-screen version of Arrested Development is being planned for next year. [Times Online]
Women with long nails are really annoyed at the designers of the iPhone, and their misogynist touch pad. [Yahoo! Tech]
Is Kobe Bryant to blame for Shaquille O'Neal's failing marriage? Or is it Shaq's bad rapping? [TMZ]
Is anyone surprised that Amy Winehouse is still smoking even after she's been diagnosed with pre-emphysema? [Us]
Good thing Anne Hathaway got away from her billionaire BF when she did. He's been arrested on charges of fraud, money laundering and conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Wonder what it would cost to bail a billionaire out of jail? [People]
Wow, watch one of the super happy "pregnancy pact" girls with her boyfriend (who looks just like Adrian Brody!) talk to Good Morning America. There was no pact! [MollyGood]
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