And by "unsuspecting" we mean skanky attention whores.
We don't really have anything against Christians. Or skanky attention whores for that matter. Without them, what would we write about? It's the combination of Christian and skanky attention whore that bothers us...
...which is why we're bothered by the fact that Heidi Montag — of The Hills and cat fight fame — wants to make a Christian album.
Montag, who apparently identifies as a "non-denominational Baptist," told Us "I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God."
The most religious person? That's, like, totally awesome. And by awesome we mean like God. Because God can help her out of sticky situations. When asked about the fact that she may or may not have spread sex tape rumors about Hills co-star Lauren Conrad, Montag replied, "God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is
the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get
persecuted, ya know?"
Wow, we can't believe we didn't see the similarities between Montag and Jesus before. We are not worthy, Heidi.
[Us: Heidi Montag: I Want to Record a Christian Album]
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