You've gotta hand it to Fox News for at least being blatant about their rumor mongering. We know the whole A-Rod, Madonna, Lenny Kravitz thing is a little hard to follow, but we really need you to put on your thinking caps for this one. Based on the Yankees' disabled list and Madonna's promotional tour schedule, Fox News thinks Madonna may have injured A-Rod herself...
Let’s start an urban legend. This one is about Madonna and Yankee third baseman Alex Rodriguez...
A-Rod’s second child, Ella, was born April 21 in Miami. He flew down, arrived 10 minutes after her birth, looked at her, and headed back to New York.
It’s unclear where he was between the 22nd and the 24th, when he missed three games in Chicago against the White Sox. During that time, Madonna premiered her documentary about Malawi with loads of Kabbalah propaganda on April 23 at the Tribeca Film Festival. A-Rod rejoined the Yankees on April 25 in Cleveland.
Then Rodriguez attended Madonna’s half-hour promotional show at the Roseland Ballroom in New York on April 30.
But no one’s mentioned that just the day before, April 29, the Yankees placed A-Rod on the 15-day disabled list. It was the first time he’d been on such a list since the year 2000.
That's some serious barrel scraping, if you ask us.
We want to not care about this, but if Madonna's 50-year-old vagina is strong enough to injure a professional athlete's penis, we just started caring about this story. Hell, if they both just pulled some muscles we're still at little intrigued.
Thanks, FOXNews, for giving us more fake crap to fill our brains with. You think we didn't have enough to worry about already with Mini Me's sex tape and what really happens at third base. Hey, maybe A-Rod can answer that last one for us.
[FoxNews: Did Madonna Injure A-Rod?]
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