We Will Not Make Oral Sex Jokes About the Knee Pads on Lindsay's Lohan's Leggings

Posted by Emily Farris

And it has nothing to do with the fact that we're pretty sure she's in a happy lesbian relationship, because lesbians can totally pleasure each other on their knees.

No, no. It's because, well...

...well, we kind-of like Lindsay now. In fact, no, we really like her.

Maybe part of it is that we feel sorry for her because her family is insane and terrible, and maybe it's also because now that she seems to be in a happy relationship, she seems more likable. 

But, we still hate the leggings.

The style is called "Mr. President" (you'll never guess who inspired them) and they cost $132. 

We are laughing at the leggings. Not Lindsay.

[ShopIntuition via MollyGood]

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Comments

juancarlos said:

can we at least make fun of the camel toe?

July 15, 2008 12:29 PM

About Emily Farris

Emily Farris writes about culture and food for numerous publications and websites you've probably never heard of, including her own blog eefers. Her first cookbook, "Casserole Crazy: Hot Stuff for Your Oven" was published in 2008. Emily recently escaped New York and now lives in a ridiculously large apartment in Kansas City, MO with her cat, but just one... so far.

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