Miley
Cyrus, instead of going into hiding (our advice: fuck 'em if they can't
take a joke), is responding to the latest "photo scandal" by talking
about sex... which ends up reminding her of her idea for a remake of "Sex and the City."
"I'd love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City," she
told US magazine TV Guide.
The singer and actress wear a purity ring signifying her strong Christian
faith and desire to remain a virgin until she marries.
She explained: "I like to think of myself as the girl that no-one can
get, that no-one can keep in their hand. Even at my age, a lot of girls are
starting to fall and I think if [staying a virgin] is a commitment girls
make, that's great."
She went on to list her favourite things as her Gibson guitar, her mother,
grilled cheese sandwiches and "the Bible. It's my 'how-to' guide for
life".
Wait, isn't her boyfriend 22? Maybe that's why he can get away with dating a 15-year-old. He's the only 22 year old left in this country who isn't sleeping with an underage girl.
Okay, that was a joke. Seriously, though-- what do we think about a virginal "Sex And The City?" Isn't that kind of just like "color bars at 2am?"
"I feel empowered when I see my face on a
T-shirt. A girl wouldn't be wearing a shirt with me on it just because she
liked my show. She must look up to me."
We like this girl more and more with each offhand remark. Then again, we strongly suggest she stay away from remaking recently popular television shows-- haven't you had enough backlash for one year, Ms. Cyrus?
Via the Telegraph.
