The first video of a Guantanamo Bay interrogation was released yesterday. The tape, of course, shows a Canadian, rather than an American, official interrogator grilling the 16-year-old terrorist...

Jessica Alba's baby is clearly going to grow up to be a badass. For God's sake, the father's name is Cash.

Yeah, but a better press release would be all about what you're going to do about it, MTA: "Groping is rampant on the NYC subway..." 

Sienna Miller is officially stealing somebody's husband. Not that we're judging her... especially when there are topless photos involved and the guy is that weirdo from Lost Highway. 

An Australian man was charged with his seventh drunk-driving offense after spending $1,000 a week on beer. Wait-- $1,000 a week... and you bought beer? Wait... seventh drunk-driving offense? How is he walking the streets? After consuming $1,000 worth of beer?! Our heads are exploding...

Hitmen are apparently going mainstream. 

JibJab put out another viral video for the 2008 campaign cycle. Did anyone really like the ones from '04? Honestly? 

Michael J. Fox, the toughest little mofo in town, will appear on "Rescue Me."

And Ben & Jerry's has a new flavor: Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road. Guess who it's named after?