Well, more like, so bisexual. It's true! Scientific American says so! According to this article animals do same-sex loving a lot more than we thought.

There are as many as "1,500 species of wild and captive animals that have been observed engaging in homosexual activity." Right now! As we speak male scarab beetles are busting out the poppers and cock rings.

But we've gotten a little carried away here. Turns out you can't really call these lovers gay or even bisexual, really...

"“Animals don’t do sexual identity. They just do sex,” says sociologist Eric Anderson of the University of Bath in England."

And all those zoos and wildlife parks are breeding grounds (HA! Sorry) for gay animal sex.

Captivity, scientists say, may bring out gay behaviors in part because of a scarcity of opposite-sex mates. In addition, an enclosed environment boosts an animal’s stress levels, leading to a greater urge to relieve the stress. Some of the same influences may encourage what some researchers call “situational homosexuality” in humans in same-sex settings such as prisons or sports teams.

This makes perfect sense. When we're stressed before the big game or going up for parole there is nothing we enjoy more than a daisy chain.