Mischa Barton Strips For Nylon, Three More Minutes Of Fame

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Mischa Barton tells Nylon she'd rather not be grouped with her fellow DUI damsels Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, saying that would be the "biggest bummer" to come out of her drunk driving arrest. 

Just a piece of advice: if you want to disassociate yourself from a bunch of spoiled, drunken, scantily-clad hussies, people will probably take you much more seriously if you're wearing more clothing...

Mischa Exposed - more of the starlet then you've ever seen before.

Things you can learn from the August article on Mischa Barton:

1.  She's a clothes-hoarder, and owns racks of vintage stuff.

2.  She's still really, really close to her mom.

3.  Those with O.C. withdrawal can catch the actress in two new movies out this month (finally!).

4.  She's really, really embarrassed about her DUI.

For everything else, check out NYLON's August denim issue, with a giant Mischa article by Kate Williams.  For now, here are some photos of Ms. B that you can't see anywhere else - not even in the magazine!

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... oh wait, the pictures! (By the way, that whole "more of the starlet than you've ever seen before" line? Yeah, we've seen a helluva lot more...) 

 

More photos here. Story via the Telegraph.

Related:

Closing the Ring: The Movie that Shows Mischa Barton's Boobs

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Comments

Mandy said:

Is it wrong if I think she looks hot? It feels wrong, and yet there she is. Looking hot.

July 18, 2008 1:25 PM

fitandfun71 said:

I think she looks like a mini-version of Nicole Kidman in the pictures - very pale with a face that is akin to a porcelain doll as if too much expression would shatter it.

July 18, 2008 3:31 PM

SD said:

People still care about her? Jeez. She dresses like a bag lady and is basically untalented so I guess I do not see the appeal.

July 20, 2008 1:45 PM

tetheredtothesun said:

level of nudity and respect, still linked? on nerve? she's more likable with less on.

July 20, 2008 2:48 PM

Andrew Gross said:

When she was shooting something in Pittsburgh, the wardrome person stopped in my mother's store, The Pussycat in Squirrel Hill to buy lingerie for a scene.  My mother, without having ever met Ms.Barton recommended a different size than what she normally wore.  Later, the wardrome lady called to let my mother know that Mischa Barton now wears the size my mother suggested.  P.s. They were bigger than originally believed. I don't know the exact size, my mother has a strict policy of fitter-client confidentiallity.

July 21, 2008 10:22 AM

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Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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