While You Were Sleeping: The Last True Supermodel

Posted by Brian Fairbanks

Anne Hathaway's karaoke song is rather fitting, don't you think? 

The incident with his mom and sister was apparently not the only one during Christian Bale's wild Friday

A list of the top Hollywood bachelors that in any way involves Ryan Seacrest is invalidated automatically. 

Guy answers call from the cops on his cell phone by saying: "Dude, I can't talk, I'm being chased by the police," and hanging up.

Speaking of police, they arrested a man for stealing money from a fountain in a Florida mall. His total haul? 42 cents. 

You're not gonna believe who Forbes magazine thinks is the best investment in Hollywood. (You were right if you said "whoever it is, it's definitely not Tom Cruise.")

And Naomi Campbell says she wasn't the "last true supermodel":

"Models need to earn their stripes - I just think the term is used a little too loosely.

"Kate Moss is obviously a supermodel but, after Gisele [Bundchen], I don't think there's been one."

Via IMDB

Related:

Scanner Roundtable: What's Your Karaoke Song? 

Sloppy Seconds: Whose Illegitimate Half Sister is This?

Sloppy Seconds: Update On The Christian Bale Story

Gisele Bundchen's Latest Nude Shoot May Be Her Finest Work Yet 

Rumor Mongering (or Simple Math): Is Naomi Campbell's Vagina Infected?

UPDATE: Link fixed. 


Comments

eurrapanzy said:

that best investment link goes to the fountain story.

July 23, 2008 6:02 PM

About Brian Fairbanks

Brian Fairbanks, the Senior National Political Correspondent for Nerve, is a filmmaker living in Brooklyn or New Orleans, depending on the season. He is a heavily-armed advocate of gun control.

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